February 2012
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Stories you read when you’re the right age never quite leave you. You may forget...
– Neil Gaiman (via soulfire)
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Tommy says I don’t count as a girl because I have “broner swag”
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I get many letters from readers in high school, college, or beyond who seem a...
– Rick Riordan (via amandakaskey)
youwontlivethisonedown:
I’ve officially come to the consensus that Ashleigh is the perfect fusion of Robin from How I Met Your Mother and Penny from Big Bang Theory.
I’m honored!
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artful-magpie:
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
Voldemort would at least stay out of our uteruses. I mean, he needs all the magical babies he can get, right?
yep, he has to have souls to eat.
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ashleystayfree:
eenoby:
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eenoby:
ashleystayfree replied to your post: so my old roommate’s ex boyfriend keeps inviting…
give him a bad blowjob.
no, i’ll probably just smoke all their weed and leave.
hes too weird for a bad blowjob
fuck his best friend.
his friends are weirder.
just trying to be a good friend. :/ blowjobs normally solve everything.
smoke his weed,...
ianisourqueen:
People I would rather have as president than Rick Santorum.
Voldemort
Sauron
Lex Luthor
Cthulhu
Sephiroth
The Joker
Kira
Julie Plec
Stephenie Meyer
Maleficent
Aqua Man
Elena Gilbert
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My cat has hiccups.
Its really cute.
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Megan thinks I'm 18
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